Brothers, sisters and siblings, we are gathered here today to discuss the tragedy that is the lack of a hyena emoji. Without this emoji, we are ROBBED of a unicode representation of Hyenas.
We can, of course, represent many facets of hyena life with the existing emoji. For example:
🏳️🌈 rainbow flag - all hyenas are gay
⚧ transgender symbol - all hyenas are trans
🦇 bats - our Allies
🦁 lions - our Enemies
🍖 meat on a bone - tastey food
HOWEVER none of these on its own represents a HYENA. How are we supposed to represent a hyena? With a 🐆 cheetah emoji??? Unacceptable. That is NOT a hyena. No, something must be done…….
